Accents.


How does anything you state sound like music to my ears? I don’t comprehend. I overheard an American lady ordering pizza yesterday and had gotten a tiny bit enthusiastic. Would be that typical? Do we actually believe means after paying attention to, state, a female from Manchester buying pizza pie inside her colloquial language? No, definitely not. So whatever really you Us citizens are trying to do along with your insane oral magic, it must end. Okay?



You love all of our humour.


Today, I am not one to toot my very own horn but as hilarious men and women get, i am upwards indeed there. Yes, that’s purely according to my own opinion, but that’s practically near the point. While I make a joke to my pals it is tumbleweed main, just even when I make a ‘bad laugh’ (as if I’m effective at anything) to an American lady, their like i may besides be Russell Brand. I believe like they should crown me Comedy Queen right then and there. You merely make a female think wanted.

Odd names for regular human being circumstances.


Exactly why do you phone pants, “pants”? Exactly why are chips, “fries”? I feel such as this point actually plenty grounds exactly why i am sexually enthusiastic about American ladies, but instead merely usually preoccupied by the differences. We mean… it really is charming that I still like you while you don’t know the proper brands for things, correct?



You are constantly great.


Usually. I am a pretty pleased chappy. Whoever fulfills me personally is likely to review that I’m regularly in a feeling (I just really enjoy life girls, fine?). Americans, but

whole some other degree

. What makes you very happy that you’re from the tube? Moreover, why is it so excellent for your family it’s called ‘the tubing’? I’m all if you are courteous (and delighted), but actually i can not match your sunshine-y goodness, you gorgeous American women.



Sarcasm.


This option is a little touch and go. Because I REALLY LIKE a sarcastic, quick-witted female. And it also just very takes place that

every

American i have ever spoken to is excellent at it. (

Even if they weren’t I would however imagine it had been lovable inside their little accents…

) RETURNING TO THE POINT. These include queens of sarcasm and us Brits love a tiny bit quick wit as devote our very own place, correct? No? simply me? Er…



The L Word.


This program provides mostly damaged living and I also can say around 60% of my obsession using US of a has arrived from this tv series. I would also state

The Real L Term

had the same effect, though I’m mostly referring to Lauren because she is your ex of my personal desires. (… really does she even comprehend how dreamy she’s?)



ANYWAY. The British lesbian television show equivalent is what,

Lip service

? Frankie = Shane? Nobody can be Shane. Let’s stop considering we’re a lesbian Casanova and comparing ourselves to Shane… it isn’t really beautiful.



Think about that G-d awful

Bag Of Chips Ladies

that gave UK lesbians such a negative rep for a beneficial month or two? The casting was actually dreadful (today, i need to be mindful among my most useful gal pals was on this). It simply highlighted exactly how tiny the London lesbian world is actually, plus the specific not enough dreamy women. I understand you can be found Brit dreamboats, so where have you been covering?


The L Word

has actually generally persuaded myself that certain trip to the US lesbian world could have myself mollycoddled by hot women with beautiful accents using the wrong names for circumstances. Therefore I conclude that my personal fixation with United states lesbians has arrived from

The L Word

. And that’s that.

Have any Uk dramas created the exact same effect offshore? Some one has to tell me, are United states lesbians as obsessed with Brit lesbians?

Publisher’s Note:

Yes.